i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
