I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm passing your future prison.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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