This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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