They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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