he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
