Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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