talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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