idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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