He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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