My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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