just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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