ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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