Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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