My first STD was from a foam party
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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