We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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