This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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