Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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