She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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