Kiss
Puke
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
look no pants
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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