dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize
