Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
