Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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