You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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