But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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