You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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