Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
My hand turned me down
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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