do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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