I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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