i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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