No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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