I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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