hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
wow bdsm is so cute
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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