So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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