Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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