have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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