Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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