I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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