i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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