i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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