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it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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