YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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