i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
How external is "for external use only"?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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