She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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