Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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