I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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