she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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