if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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