"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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