Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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