some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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