I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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